"Is it too early for a beer?"
"TGITFF...Thank God It's Titty Fuck Friday!"
"The tassle is from my hat...can I leave it on?"
"Summertime and the living is easy..."
"Well for the nerds out there I need some math help please! X=these sexy tits y=your cock X=Y=?"
"Just playing around here. Are you too?"
"Delicious beauty to be shared...a rare black and white for the artsy types enjoy! They are very suckable, NON? OUI!"